Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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