Whod you bang
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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