She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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