My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
sex in a hospital.. check
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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