he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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