I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The ass gains better be worth it
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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