I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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