why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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