You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She bit a glass in half.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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