Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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