There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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