My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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