Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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