You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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