I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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