Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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