I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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