That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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