**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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