none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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