question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
