omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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