your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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