come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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