My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize