physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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