What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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