I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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