i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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