My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do vagina's smell?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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