Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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