I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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