let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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