How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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