Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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