My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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