He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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