The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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