I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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