Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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