and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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