i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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