I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Holy sore nipples Batman
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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