My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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