i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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