one might say we're banned from that church
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
foreskin is a definite game changer
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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