Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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