what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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