so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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