You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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