Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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